Dancing Cheeseburger

Animal Style.

Just because I love cheeseburgers and 1990s technology. Also because I haven't been on a bike in months and I'm losing my mind.

Merica!

Corvette Stingray (National Corvette Museum)

The boys and I occasionally drop by the Corvette Cafe for lunch, and I made a point to stop by yesterday after hearing a new C7 was on display. It was perfect timing for our two-year-old who just decided to start loving Corvettes. For the past few days he's been spotting them on the road, yelling for them to come back when they drive by the house, and sleeping with his brother's yellow C6 toy.

This makes me happy because I've been [not-so-subtly] trying to steer him in this direction since he was born...

14 days old.

Little Red Car
Unfortunately, not my Little Red Car.

13 months.

Apparently it worked, but I didn't realize how bad he has it until we pulled up to the museum. It was the first day of the NCM Bash and there were hundreds of Corvettes on site. The line at the cafe was too long for us to get lunch and we didn't see the Stingray, but who cares? Mini Me didn't. There was no way to dampen his enthusiasm...

Has anyone ever said "Corvette" more times in two minutes? I don't reckon he could handle a real tour of the museum yet! I do think he's acting just like plenty of adults feel when they visit this place.

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Anyway, I went back today (solo) to see the Stingray. Glad I did... she's beautiful!

National Corvette Museum.
The rainy day did not keep people away.

A Laguna Blue coupe and Night Race Blue convertible were on exhibit along with some neat component displays. In between the two cars was a bare aluminum chassis that seems incredibly light. The carbon fiber hood & roof pieces feel more like superbike fairings than car parts, especially when compared to their predecessors.

I think they used to call that a Targa Top, which was a step up from a T-top.
But I could be wrong.
Call it whatever... I love that look.

I could have stood here and stared at them all day if they'd let me. My favorite angle is that three-quarter view of controversial rear end. I suspect a lot of people who have criticized the design will like it better when they see it in person. Visually, the coupe is my favorite (the quarter windows and tail lights are fine by me) and this Laguna Blue seems just about perfect. I thought the convertible was black, so I look forward to seeing that Night Race Blue in the sunlight.

I didn't get any good pictures so check the NCM Facebook page for some great shots of these two beauties, and check out the video below that shows the cars leaving the museum. When you see the brake lights in action, the rear end design seems to make more sense -- the shape of the lights, the third brake light, the logo, and the overall angular theme just seem to work.

And, man, do they sound good! If you're in a hurry, skip to the second half of the video to hear the convertible and see a red coupe with black wheels on the truck.

UPDATE (5/2/13):  The 2013 Indy 500 Pace Car was announced:

I love this car.
I love this place.
I see my seats.

Wow. Pace car done right -- minimal graphics, well placed. For more info and pics, here's the press release.

I think it looks better than the current IndyCars do, so how about they just race the pace cars?  Corvette 500 sounds good to me! See you again in a few weeks, beautiful...

Home Grilling Tips

To be clear, these tips aren't coming from a professional chef or a competition cook. Just a guy who's done a lot of grilling over the last few years. Chatting with a trained chef or a BBQ champion for a minute makes it clear how much I don't know. I do know that cooking with fire is fun, and there are a ton of good recipes out there that are easy to follow if you know how to use your grill.

Cooking at home is not like running a restaurant. We aren't grilling dozens of steaks every evening. We aren't preparing side items, sauces, and salsas in bulk quantities. When we buy a few good pieces of meat or some fresh produce, we only have one shot at cooking it correctly. Hopefully some of these tips will help other folks learn from my mistakes.

I'm a Weber kettle guy so some of these thoughts are charcoal centric, but most apply to gas grills and Big Green Eggs just the same.



1)  Use a chimney starter to light your charcoal because lighter fluid is no good. All you need is two pieces of newspaper (or a few pieces of notebook paper) and a match to prevent your food from tasting like fuel. When you dump the coals out of the chimney, double check to make sure that no coals remain stuck in the bottom and make sure you have a safe place to set it down while it cools off.

Chimney.

If grilling for one, a chimney starter makes a fine grill all by itself.

2)  Use hardwood lump charcoal instead of briquettes for better flavor. It burns hotter & faster, so you might prefer briquettes for longer cooks, but keep some lump charcoal on hand for those expensive steaks and pork chops.

Both types can usually be found in grocery or hardware stores.

3)  Keep some wood chunks on hand to add smoke. Of course you'll need them when smoking meats for a long time, but a chunk of wood thrown on the flame can add a surprising amount of flavor to your quick hamburgers or chicken breasts, too. I like the big wood chunks because they last longer than the little wood chips, but I'll use whatever is on hand to add some smoke flavor. This is especially important when using a gas grill that doesn't benefit from the charcoal flavor -- just place some wood chips in a foil packet, poke some holes in the top, set it on the flame over in a corner, and keep the top covered as much as possible to help the smoke circulate.

I prefer hickory for almost everything, and along with mesquite it is easy to find.
I've noticed more cherry and apple wood at grocery/hardware stores during the last couple summers, also.

4)  Know your grill. Know the hot spots. Know how to set up for direct and indirect cooking. Charcoal grills, gas grills, and ceramic kamado-style cookers can all be used for cooking fast directly over high heat or cooking slow with indirect heat. 

Sometimes you'll want to use both methods on one meal (doing steaks or burgers with a reverse sear, for example), and when cooking directly it's often a good idea to keep one side hotter than the other so you can move items to a cooler spot if necessary.

Direct heat -- this flat iron steak is cooking right above the hot coals.

Brats, spiral-cut hot dogs, shrimp, and veggie kabobs cooking over direct heat.

Indirect heat -- this turkey cooked over a gravy pan on one side of the grill with coals & wood on the other side.
Also, iGrill.

Bacon Explosion smoked slowly with indirect heat.
This setup has the gravy pan in the center with coals & wood on both sides.

5)  Invest in good thermometers. There are only two ways to really ruin a grilled meal: cook at the wrong temperature or cook to the wrong temperature. Both are preventable. And those old-fashioned dial thermometers are not reliable. Go digital.

Some folks love to tell you that you don't need to use thermometers. If you cook hundreds of pounds of BBQ on the same pit week after week, I'm sure you don't. If you grill 50 steaks every night, I'm sure you don't. But I don't do those things. 

When cooking indirectly or smoking meats for a long time, an ambient temperature probe is priceless. If you only do one or two turkeys on your grill per year, you want to get it right. I thought I knew how to setup my grill for long cooks, and I was surprised to learn how much the weather can affect the grill temperature. I thought I could trust the thermometer(s) on my smoker, but I was surprised to learn how wrong they are. If you're trying to smoke ribs at 225 and your temperature is closer to 400, you probably won't be happy with the results. I'd rather let technology help me out than throw away good meat I cooked wrong. When cooking directly over the fire, an ambient probe isn't necessary -- just hold your hand above the fire to gauge the temp.

For long cooks I like the iGrill for a couple reasons: you can use an ambient probe and a meat probe at the same time, and the Bluetooth interface allows you to keep an eye on your temps from your phone when away from the grill.

iGrill with the ambient probe, meat probe, and iPad interface in the background.

iGrill iPhone interface.

Equally important is having a good instant-read meat thermometer. I don't always use one for burgers or steaks, but I never grill chicken without it. There's an especially fine line between undercooking (dangerous) and overcooking (dry & rubbery) poultry and pork. No reason to do either! Remember to pull your meat off the grill a few degrees before the desired temp as the temperature will continue to rise a bit while it's resting.

I like the Thermapen because it gives an accurate reading in just a few seconds and it is durable. It reads within one degree of my iGrill meat probe and it often comes in handy during kitchen cooking; not just on the grill. Although mine has been working fine for a couple years, I hear they have great customer service if you ever need a replacement.

Thermapen and Bacon Explosion.

6)  Have long-handled utensils and heat-proof gloves handy. You never know when you may need to get something hot off the grill in a hurry, and you'll definitely want the gloves to handle a chimney starter. If grilling with coals, wear shoes. Not flip-flops or sandals, but shoes! Dropping a coal and burning a hole in your deck isn't fun, and dropping a hot coal on your bare foot is less fun. Have a good grill brush and clean your grates when the grill is still hot. You can use a basting brush or tongs and a paper towel to oil your grate before cooking. A spray bottle of oil is fun if you don't mind creating a good flare-up and some people keep a spray bottle of water on hand to kill flare-ups while cooking, but you can accomplish the same thing by just closing the lid.

I like tongs and basting brushes with silicone tips.

[Mom thinks I should mention that a fire extinguisher is a good thing to have on hand, also. She speaks from experience, having destroyed her gas grill and nearly catching her deck & house on fire with some pork ribs! It is a very good idea to have a fire extinguisher or a water hose nearby, and it's important to keep your grill away from the side of your house any other structure that could be damaged by high heat. I haven't had any major problems but I have burnt holes in my deck with dropped coals, so now I usually grill on a paver patio.]



7)  Try grilling on wood planks to add a more intense smoke flavor, especially for fruits and seafood. For a lot of smoke, preheat the plank to get it going a bit before adding the food. If it flares up too much, don't worry -- the flames will die down when you close the lid.

These are available in my grocery store year-round.

Planked asparagus & pears w/ cheeseburgers.

Planks are great for grilling meat, also, such as this prime rib.

8)  Experiment. You can cook anything on your grill! If you'd normally cook it on a stove top, try doing it on the grill over direct heat (cast iron pans come in handy). If you'd normally cook it in the oven, try doing it on your grill with indirect heat and wood for smoke.

Grill breakfast!

Grill desert!

Grill chili!

Grill nachos!

Some experiments go better than others.
These poor peppers actually tasted a lot better than they looked.

9)  Grill vegetables and lemons. Many veggies are great with just olive oil, salt, and pepper. I think there are few things better than grilled bell peppers or grilled corn. I just recently learned how awesome grilled carrots are. Grilled onions & peppers make great burger, brat, or salad toppings. People who don't even like squash and zuchinni might like it sliced, seasoned, and grilled.

The most important thing to remember is to pull them off the grill before they get too soft. It's easy and tempting to overcook veggies, and some are trickier than others (tomatoes), but they're no good when overcooked and mushy.

Smoked potatoes are awesome -- toss them in olive oil and sprinkle with salt & pepper before smoking them along with your meats. They are a great companion to ribs that you might smoke for three-to-five hours, and some rib racks have spikes on the end that hold a potato just right.

A squeeze of lemon after being grilled cut-side-down and slightly caramelized adds something special to seafood or veggies, especially beans & asparagus.

If you've already got a hot grill, might as well throw some veggies on with the meat.

Once -- once -- we grilled only vegetables.

A grill basket makes it easier to work with some veggies and other small items like shrimp that can easily slip through the grill grates.

Grill lemons with seafood.

Or grill lemons and make lemonade.

10)  Use local fresh meats and produce as much as possible. Nobody knows their products better than the people who grow them, so ask them for recipe ideas. Some of the best meals we've grilled have used nothing but meat and veggies from the farmer's market, and some of the best recipe ideas have come from the farmers.

Grilled farmer's market meal.

SOME HELPFUL RESOURCES:

• Amazing Ribs is the best online source of grilling information. I probably subconsciously repeated many of Meathead's thoughts above, because that's where I've learned the most. His recipes and techniques have never let me down, and he explains things from a scientific perspective. If you have a grilling question and internet access, you'll probably find your answer there.
• Steven Raichlen is the king of grilling books, and he also does a TV show and hosts a three-day BBQ University. My favorite books are How to Grill and BBQ USA.
• Rockin' Ronnie Shewchuk cooks BBQ in Canada, and his Planking Secrets book taught me all I know about grilling with wood planks (several of the photos above are recipes straight from that book).
• Ted Reader is another Canadian chef and author. I don't have any of his books yet, but he posts incredible pictures and recipe ideas on his Facebook page. I'm definitely getting his new book, Gastro Grilling.